It's strange, but I thought that everyone forgot about this stupid and useless request a long time ago. Three years have passed since I wrote an article for this request, and it is still in the TOP3 for the request - "Yandex you are a sweetheart." These search engines are strange, but as they say, if there is a search query, then there must be a search answer.
Not much backstory, how it occurred to me to push Yandex honey into the Internet. I in no way claim that it was I who came up with this stupid request, but there is my merit in promoting it to the masses.
And it was like that. I came across this request purely by chance, and an idea came to my mind - why not write an article for it and bring it to the TOP. By the way, there was no competition at that time at all. I wrote a rather primitive article, spammed it with the key - "Yandex you are a sweetheart", and that's it, after a while the first line in Yandex was mine!
Well, then SEO-shniks woke up, and decided to move me a little, which I actually did not resist. Traffic at the request of Yandex, you honey was useless, the main contingent is shkolota, who only needs mats and boobs.
And now to the point, I looked at Yandex Wordstat, and gasped! It turns out that in addition to the main request for the Yandex sweetheart, there is also a bunch of interesting stuff that they are also looking for. And so, I don’t have enough patience for all requests, I’ll voice 5 pieces. Here we go!
– request frequency - 38 765
To be honest, I freaked out! What else do these people have to do? But as they say, one cannot argue about tastes, although one should. I, personally, am interested in another “request” that people want to know by typing a query into the search bar.
"Yandex google honey"– request frequency - 6 607
Even more figeyu, but what if you try Yandex mail Google bingo honey? Is there any logic in this request at all? Or is it better to find out right away whether Yandex and Google are cute. There is no point in arguing, although it might be better to ask separately - are you a Google sweetheart?
"Yandex is cute but Google is better"– request frequency - 5 535
Until a certain time, I agreed with this wording, but lately both search engines have been making me especially sad.
New algorithms, new ranking methods and other nonsense.
"Yandex honey, I love you"– request frequency - 2 129
Not bad, in my opinion, the result is just where is love? I had a wild desire to look at the person who asks such a search query. If someone knows such people, a huge request to you, let me know.
"Yandex you sweetie sorry"- total request frequency - 172
There are very few people who want to ask for forgiveness from Yandes. But, as always, I'm worried about a completely different question, why do people ask Yandex for forgiveness? Although it’s a matter of chance, maybe they once offended the search engine, but how can you offend Yandex?
There are still a dozen and a half variations of this request left, they are less interesting and with not much frequency. If you are interested you can see for yourself. Perhaps you will select a request for your site, but in principle there is not much competition, only there is no use from such a request. And perhaps you will find a use for such traffic.
Hello, dear readers of the blog site. I want to say a few words about How do optimizers joke?. To exaggerate greatly, then at some request with certain selfish interests. Usually they do this in order to raise their site or the client's site to the Top (the first ten answers of Yandex or Google). Everything is clear and prosaic here (loot rules the world). But life would be boring if we stopped doing stupid things...
Well, you see, what's the point of creating a search bomb "Yandex you are a sweetheart" with promotion to the Top of the site with the answer "I'm not your sweetheart, s----but t----me." After all, it’s rude (possibly labor-intensive), but most of the audience to whom this joke is intended (shkolota) will be very amused. Oh, look, Yandex knows how to swear. Cool...
But it doesn't matter if the joke is funny or not. Another thing is important - this clearly demonstrates that it is not so difficult to manipulate the issue, however, if the request is not very competitive. Those. need come up with some kind of provocative request and promote a funny answer to the Top on him. As soon as this becomes the property of a bored shkolota, the request will instantly gain popularity and everyone will advise each other to enter something like “Yandex (Google) you sweetie (deer)” in the search box and neighing over one of the first answers in the issue.
You know what? And this can be very interesting. So much so that I (already having a son who is almost out of the “shkoloty” age) decided to write a post about it. Let's see how well developed sense of humor our optimizers have and what they could and can boast of now. Curious? And then...
How did Yandex become a sweetheart and why is Google better?
Actually, you can find the answer “how to do it” by going to the site, which will the first in the issuance of Yandex and Google for the query "Yandex you are a honey".
There, just an "enterprising fellow" explains that he created a page with a title that will be the answer to this question. But in order for this page to be displayed in Yandex's search results for the specified request, he used it several times in the text and even highlighted it in bold.
Because there was no particular competition at that time, the article jumped into the Top in a wonderful way and even took first place over time. We give a standing ovation, because now this phrase is requested about sixty thousand times in Yandex and the “joker” site receives decent traffic.
There are also variations of this request, such as the one shown in the heading “Yandex you are a sweetheart, but Google is better”, “Yandex you are a deer”, “Yandex you love me”, etc. Now you know the secret and, if you wish and have enough creativity and knowledge in SEO, you can repeat all this or even surpass it. For me, just stating a fact is enough.
This was an example when a joke gave a very good return in the form of additional traffic to the site and in the form of satisfying the ambitions of the author who invented and implemented it. But often more successful (in my opinion) jokes and jokes that SEO methods implemented in search results Yandex or Google did not bring their authors anything but moral satisfaction. It is to such enthusiasts, it seems to me, that one should take off one's hat.
Wow Yandex jokes
Next, I want to give a number of examples that are still “alive”, and most often already deceased in the Bose search tricks of Yandex and Google, which were realized from the mere desire to neigh and give a hearty laugh to other network users. Agree, when the search engine itself jokes, it is much funnier (and more natural) than demotivators, etc. Smeshariki.
- This joke clearly shows the attitude of "celestials from the world of SEO" to those who are hooked on:
- True, now the previous request no longer gives out Contact in the first place, but there is also such a request that still works fine in Yandex:
- Here is also an unexpectedly persistent answer to the seemingly difficult question “worst search engine”:
I can't imagine how you can achieve such a result, unless it's really an opinion search engine Yandex about a former competitor (already died about two years ago).
- Jokes are found not only in the issue, but sometimes in the ad units that are shown there:
- Again, a lot of jokes are being promoted (it’s hard to imagine that at least a couple of people entered the query “what to do if Voldemort washes with my shampoo”) and into Yandex and Google search suggestions:
- There are a couple of frequently entered queries on the toilet theme: ""what happens if you throw a crowbar into the toilet of a train at full speed" and "What if my toilet is dancing." Apparently someone promoted them, but the essence of this idea is now somewhat vague Though only for one originality of questions it is possible to put five.
Google jokes
- Of course, I perfectly understand the guys who, living over the hill and not being able to print in the Russian layout, therefore write their messages on Russian-language forums, social networks and blogs in transliteration. What do you think about it? Personally, I constantly “stumble” about this, and when such a “wonderful” hint was given on Google on such a “wonderful” hint, with all my laughter, I simply could not:
Apparently this is someone from the Russian team Google search I joked so, but then everything was fixed.
- Google is somewhat pessimistic about the mental development of the vast majority of our planet:
- Previously, at the request of “delusional generator”, Google gave out the site of its direct competitor (Yandex) in second place.
There are many users roaming the Internet who love to search and create various jokes. At one time, such a joke appeared: when the query “Google you are a sweetheart” was entered in Google, TITLE “I’m not your sweetheart, stupid cattle” appeared in the results, in second place. Now such an answer, thanks to the efforts of a young blogger Alexander Baryshevsky, appears in the first place.
Here is the answer from Google to the query "Google you are a sweetheart"
The same joke worked for Yandex, i.e. if you now type in Yandex “Yandex you are a sweetheart”, “I’m not a sweetheart for you, you dumb beast” will appear in the issue again.
The trick worked with Yandex
If you use the wordstst.yandex.ru service, you can see that users make a lot of stupid requests containing the words “Yandex you are a honey”:
- Yandex you sweetie but Google is better;
- Yandex I love you honey;
- Google said that Yandex honey, etc. etc.
Users make a lot of stupid requests containing the words "Yandex you are a sweetheart"
Such requests are, on the one hand, low-competitive (NC), and on the other hand, they have sufficient frequency so that they can get traffic.
Conclusion: for such "stupid" requests, you can easily get traffic to a website or blog. Another question is how much such traffic will be converted.
In order for traffic to generate income in the form of clicks on the same contextual advertising, it is desirable to write articles telling about any goods or services. Users click on ads in such articles more willingly than in the “nothing” article. For those who want to properly promote their website or blog, we advise you to read the article
Hello, to all readers of my blog, and today I want to write you an interesting post on the topic, Yandex, you are a honey. I don’t know, maybe you have heard, or maybe not, about such a very piquant request, which, by the way, collects very decent traffic. The same story with the Google query you are a honey.
After analyzing this request, I found for myself that it contains a very high level of competition, but since the popularity of the request is very high, it would be a crime not to write about it.
Now you can say, they say, Yuri wrote a post on some kind of nonsense or it’s complete garbage, but believe me, these things and jokes hide, if not the future of the Internet, then very bright prospects. Read to the end and you will find out how you can collect large and targeted traffic from jokes.
So, what kind of request is this, why I decided to write this post and what is happening in general. Let's try to figure out what's what, but, for starters, I would really ask you to enter such a phrase in Google, namely: Yandex, you are a honey. 
Then we click on search and what we see. 
It throws out to us that he is not a sweetheart at all, right ?? Well, since you checked and made sure that such a joke really exists, now you need to understand why this joke was created and what it gives to its author.
By the way, you can watch my short video on this topic:
Well, look, since there is such a joke, then someone created it and this someone is Mr. X. Honestly, I’ll tell you that if it weren’t for this request, then I would hardly have recognized this person, and so he became more or less famous (even if he is hiding behind a curtain of mystery). Now, a lot of people visit his blog, and the majority of visitor data comes from this request.
Now, let's analyze this keyword. Naturally, from the very beginning, this request was zero, well, who would want to enter that Yandex is so cute, right?! Then, the number of requests was artificially created with the creation of this response.
It turns out that the person created an interesting answer, that, as if the search engine itself answers the request, they say, it’s not your sweetheart, some kind.
Yandex you are my sweetheart
So, we found out that this request appeared, well, after all, someone, by chance, entered it. Then, seeing a perspective in this, some person, and in this case, a blogger, created an answer to it, which many people liked, because it's really fun. Then, the time came when this request simply began to spread over the Internet like a virus.
“Hi, do you want a joke?? Want. Type this phrase into google. And that will be? You enter and then you will see. This is how such requests are distributed on the Internet, and in in social networks they just swarm. It turns out that this request is high-frequency, which means that if you promote it to good attendance, you can get stable traffic. I'm sure the author of this answer is getting 100-200 visitors a day and that's with minimal effort. Therefore, if you want to get good traffic, you will have to show a little imagination this way.
Of course, now this request has already been used many times, and the request “Google you are a sweetheart” has become just a Runet joke, it can often be seen in public on social networks. Well, oh well, there is an interesting joke request, but maybe there is an opportunity to create something similar yourself?
I think there is a good chance that you can create something like this yourself. For example, enter this query again, but just don’t rush to click search, just look at what other answers people are looking for.
Well, it’s just that it doesn’t fit in my head that on such easy way, many people get quite decent traffic to their Internet resources, so if you want to get promoted, and very quickly, you will need to apply some rules.
And so, the rules for creating artificial RF requests:
– your request must be interesting;
- of course, that it must be unique, but, nevertheless, you can always peep at competitors;
- such a request should be fun. For example, Yandex, I love you, I'm waiting for you, well, something from this series;
- you can use these jokes in different search engines, of course, that this query will be difficult to promote in Yasha or Gosh.
Therefore, it’s a paradox, but it’s really true that you can be round 0 in SEO, but, nevertheless, promote your Internet resource to 1000 traffic. I will definitely conduct an experiment where I will create such a request, which may well give very good and stable traffic. If you have not heard about this, then I recommend that you think about this issue today, because, it seems to me that it is such requests that can bring your site to good traffic.
Moreover, this traffic will be very targeted, since the people who come to you will read your article, which you sharpen for this joke, and will also read your other articles.
Conclusion: the Internet is not only a place where you need to study SEO and promote your requests. On the Internet, you can express your imagination and it is good to promote your sites, blogs, online stores, portals.
Well, well, requests: Yandex you are a honey, Google you are a sweetheart are now very popular, but nevertheless, now you can still find such queries that can also be well promoted.
That's all for me, for now!
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There are often funny ones on the net. search terms, the meaning of which the first time you can not understand. “Yandex is sweet, but Google is better” - I recently came across a similar construction. Not only the topic itself is unusual, but also its popularity - several thousand requests per month.
The construction of the phrase bears little resemblance to the slang of webmasters or programmers; rather, it resembles the casual chatter of teenage girls. It is obvious that it has nothing to do with the promotion of sites. The unusualness interested me, and I decided to delve into the topic and look for where the “legs grow from”. I would like to understand what drives people who enter similar things in the search bar.
Request Statistics
They search for this topic on the Internet for a lot of what they want to find on it, look below, while I give the numbers for related queries, which are parts or derivatives of the main one (I checked the phrases in quotation marks - an exact match):
- Yandex you sweetheart - 23 thousand requests
- Google you sweetheart - 6 thousand requests
Other related queries:
Interestingly, powerful bursts are observed twice a year - in early spring and early summer. During these periods, people are interested in the “cutes” of Yandex and Google several times more often.
What are they searching for?
In order to understand the origins of the request, it was enough to go through the search results for this keyword in Yandex. As I expected, the key is of artificial origin and the popularity of “Yandex you are a sweetheart” began to gain after the corresponding answer appeared in the search results.
This is the rare case when not demand creates supply, but supply has led to an increase in demand.
The situation is as follows - the site hogwartsnet.ru prepared a page with the text "I'm not your sweetheart, you dumb beast" and optimized it for the query "Google you're a sweetheart." As a result, a joke was born, in which the user's request showed a boorish response in the output, giving the impression that the search engine was talking through artificial intelligence. I do not want to assess the level of culture of the authors, I would have implemented something more decent and playful, but that's how it happened.
Of course, Google had nothing to do with this dialogue, but this bunch of "Question - Answer" aroused the interest of users. The viral effect gave a good increase in the frequency of the request and traffic on it.
Inspired by the results obtained from Google, the author of the blog cms-all.ru/interesnoe/82-ya-tebe-ne-lapochka.html (I found his article as a primary source) decided to perform a similar trick with Yandex, simply replacing the name of the search engine with request.
An unusual response appeared and users started typing desired query to see it - the scheme worked.
Why are requests like this needed?
No practical use for the Internet and no intellectual load these keywords do not carry. They are an example of how traffic is made out of thin air. There were no Google and Yandex sweets on the network and there was no traffic for them, materials appeared on the sites - there were users who wanted to find them.
By the way, this is one of the marketing options. The typical capitalist consumer economy similarly creates demand for many unnecessary goods, without which everyone managed and did not suffer before. Someone came up with a nonsense called "selfie", now selfie sticks are pumping money out of the pockets of stupid hamsters - an example of how money is made from nothing.
Back to traffic. A similar method can be used for viral promotion of your site in search engines. You need to come up with an interesting combination of “Question - Answer”, prepare the answer in the snippet and on the page of your site, and then start a rumor about your joke - if it works, you can collect a lot of new visitors.
This method of promotion is easier than promoting a site for existing high-frequency queries, since everything created earlier has competition. By creating interest, you get a request that is not occupied by anyone, for which no one else claims traffic. It is easy to get into the TOP of the search engine.
The only point worth paying attention to is that this traffic will be a dummy for any topic other than entertainment - there are a lot of visitors, but there are no sales from it, because they are not targeted people.
Yandex and Google sweethearts, but who is better?
Taking this opportunity and the topic raised, I will express my opinion - definitely, Yandex is better as a search engine (Google, sorry). No matter how much I tried to get used to Google when it was fashionable, but I could not get used to it - it does not give me good answers to what I am looking for - one slag comes across. And the archaic design from the 90s is not comfortable for me. At Yashka, on the contrary, everything is done for people.
Therefore, I use Google only when I need to look for something in the bourgeoisie in foreign languages. Which search do you like best?